All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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Green mimosas i think yes
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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