Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
My vagina is officially offended.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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