Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
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It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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