So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
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carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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