belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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