I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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