My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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