im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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