Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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