I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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