i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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