Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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