honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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