3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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