That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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