Cold hands, warm shart.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
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I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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