This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
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A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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