Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so let's talk penis.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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