everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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