I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
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You made out with two different species that night
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
he high fived his dick after we had sex
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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