Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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