i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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