she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
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I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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