Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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