she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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