Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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