it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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