Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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