no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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