yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I will pee on everything he values.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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