There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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