why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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