Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
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She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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