I cockslap morals
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
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you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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