i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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