She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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