the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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