so that wasnt chicken after all
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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