They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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