I want to have your abortion
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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