We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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