and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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