so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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