i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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