everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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