Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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