Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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