She bit a glass in half.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
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This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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