There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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