sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
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